0000 - Somewhere in the middle of the ocean
Lydia
0001 - Behold the dreaded pirate queen!
0002 - Enjoying the view
0003 - Finding the silver lining
0004 - Look out, lookout!
0005 - Eat your heart out, Errol Flynn!
0006 - Daddy's soft spot
0007 - The Sawyer maneuver
0008 - A thousand ideas for dying in a fun way
0009 - Blackbeard's Secret Soap
0010 - The magic word
Carlotta
0011 - A courtesan in the confessional
0012 - Standard church procedures
0013 - Damsel in distress?
0014 - Superfluous sensual information
0015 - The door
0016 - A premature prayer
0017 - Target acquired
0018 - No implications
0019 - She knows
0020 - A job well fun
Tina Maria
0021 - Always happy to lend an ear
0022 - Nice and quiet shouting
0023 - She painted a snake and they added legs
0024 - Sometimes joy knows no bounds
0025 - It's a long list
0026 - Dragonslaying? Happens
0027 - Say your prayers
0028 - Stargazing sisters
0029 - Mom has a list of baby names
0030 - Enchanté
Lydia
0031 - By Freya's big booty!
0032 - Dressing distresses
0033 - Crowded plank
0034 - Loaded cannons
0035 - Daddy rampage
0036 - Cannonballs!
0037 - Swan Dive
0038 - A steal deal
0039 - Blunt Bjorn Trauma
0040 - Back to business
Carlotta
0041 - A brush with pain
0042 - A great opera-tunity
0043 - Using the oof switch
0044 - Game face on!
0045 - Divine subvention
0046 - The easy one
0047 - Enjoyment experts
0048 - Eleven o'clock
0049 - The ultimate insult
0050 - Bang Bang
Tina Maria
0051 - Still hugging
0052 - Dallying to death
0053 - Gossiping guards
0054 - Negotiations are going well
0055 - A toddler's hiding spot
0056 - The dagger
0057 - Self-criticism
0058 - Target not acquired
0059 - Holding on
0060 - Attitude change
Lydia
0061 - Our dog is on a farm now
0062 - There she goes again
0063 - Brain tattooed
0064 - Refund after your firstbron
0065 - Once upon a fish ago
0066 - Special loot
0067 - Baby on board
0068 - The problem with sea legs
0069 - One hell of a tan
0070 - It's about the right light
Carlotta
0071 - Advocators of romance
0072 - Flabbergasted
0073 - The sexy messenger
0074 - Good for the goose
0075 - Thanketh thee
0076 - Good for the gander
0077 - Surrender is not an option
0078 - A bridesmaid's tantrum
0079 - Special surprises
0080 - My precious
Tina Maria
0081 - Don't hire cheap
0082 - Crouching cow, hidden pitchfork
0083 - All in day's work
0084 - Perils of travelling
0085 - Angels blow those bubbles
0086 - Where's Wally (assassin edition)
0087 - Unwanted pro tips
0088 - Bad cop, good cop
0089 - Asasins?
0090 - Message received
Lydia
0091 - We can still be friends
0092 - Thy hammer is strong
0093 - I spy with my eye
0094 - Wet Wednesday
0095 - Like shining a light in your eyes
0096 - Happy fishes
0097 - Balls
0098 - Go back a moment
0099 - Easy as pie
0100 - Boyfriend
Carlotta
0101 - Quiet celebrations
0102 - Dirty laundry
0103 - Good save
0104 - Surprise attack
0105 - The early bird
0106 - Three of Wands
0107 - Comment allez vous
0108 - There was a young robber from Riga
0109 - Bring the riding crop
0110 - Carlotta can
Tina Maria
0111 - The daily burn
0112 - Angry Babette
0113 - She raised her finger
0114 - The many deaths of Babette du Bois
0115 - With bubbles!
0116 - Babette Lannister
0117 - Banter in the barn
0118 - The teeny tiny giant flaw
0119 - The last straw
0120 - Sudden doubts
Lydia
0121 - The shackles that bind
0122 - Here comes the airplane
0123 - Living in denial
0124 - Lydiette
0125 - The special ingredient
0126 - Step two
0127 - A barrel full of mice
0128 - Good splash
0129 - Gently down the stream
0130 - Thar she goes
Carlotta
0131 - Good morning
0132 - Versatile and city-chic
0133 - Captain Bahia
0134 - Schedule shuffle
0135 - Harpooned
0136 - Impressed
0137 - Thorough research
0138 - Yo, Frodo, eyes down here
0139 - Everyone misses Carlotta (special)!
0140 - It's a big barrel
Tina Maria
0141 - Feeling ignored
0142 - The horse knows
0143 - No holding back
0144 - Consciequential
0145 - Sudden Death
0146 - Post battle blues
0147 - The big rescue
0148 - Squabblings
0149 - Fade to grey
0150 - Speaking of evil
Lydia
0151 - Hung over
0152 - Once upon a drink ago
0153 - Toes a-wiggling
0154 - Search priorities
0155 - He was six feet eight
0156 - And the aliens
0157 - What you don't know
0158 - Don't anger the sea gods
0159 - Sea monkey see, sea monkey do
0160 - Captain Lydia's final surprise
Carlotta
0161 - Unexpected unexcitement
0162 - Wallflower watching
0163 - Under the wing
0164 - Adjustments
0165 - Take a bow
0166 - Aaand action
0167 - Olga unleashed
0168 - Going the distance
0169 - Haply the lady consents
0170 - Once and always father
Tina Maria
0171 - Stylish rips
0172 - Ye olde facial recognition
0173 - Unlabelled doors
0174 - When it pours
0175 - Don't mess with the jinx
0176 - Dun dun dunnn
0177 - She lights her pipe
0178 - Babette Poirot
0179 - The parlour room scene
0180 - For the drama
Lydia
0181 - But but but
0182 - Paradigm shift
0183 - Big badaboom
0184 - Good job indeed
0185 - They keep coming
0186 - World's End
0187 - A betting man
0188 - New management
0189 - The Lydia conundrum
0190 - Captain Lydia knows best
Carlotta
0191 - Must be the weather
0192 - The tides of battle
0193 - A bloody angel
0194 - Gangway!
0195 - Post battle blues
0196 - Call it compensation
0197 - Shackles
0198 - Damsel in delay
0199 - Schedule shuffle
0200 - The brains of men
Tina Maria
0201 - Double surprise
0202 - Expensive wine
0203 - Now hiring
0204 - Love and hate
0205 - And here's the guest list
0206 - I brought my toothbrush
0207 - Chance choices
0208 - Breaking the fast
0209 - Comfort zone
0210 - A fond farewell
Lydia
0211 - One happy crow
0212 - Swapping kisses
0213 - Four and five are nine
0214 - Creative solutions
0215 - Too much of a good thing
0216 - Preparations
0217 - Retchalation
0218 - Let's make it a race
0219 - Still hugging
0220 - Don't look a gift horse ...
Carlotta
0221 - The inner eye view
0222 - Captain Grumpy
0223 - Courtesans only hit ON you
0224 - Who's been had?
0225 - Supply and demand
0226 - Got her swearing
0227 - Such a cruel fate
0228 - Cazzo
0229 - Fashionista
0230 - Know your weaknesses
Tina Maria
0231 - From the heart
0232 - Not personal
0233 - Not holding still
0234 - A snowball's chance
0235 - Getting cautious
0236 - Meet the neighbors
0237 - Roly poly
0238 - Meet and greet
0239 - Big brother blues
0240 - Letter from the dad
Lydia
0241 - Applied pragmatism
0242 - Very subtle clues
0243 - Applying quick fix
0244 - Discounted employee
0245 - Bring the whip
0246 - Delectapples
0247 - Piracy 101
0248 - Watch your step
0249 - Too helpful
0250 - A good bottle of wine
Carlotta
0251 - Mind the five P's
0252 - Damndelion
0253 - Verbal fineprint
0254 - Perusing options
0255 - Repercussions
0256 - The bachelor
0257 - Rebecca
0258 - Pascalizing
0259 - Called out
0260 - Pascal in peril
Tina Maria
0261 - No gravedigging
0262 - Kin as kin can
0263 - Just a common girl
0264 - The letter opener
0265 - Flirtus interruptus
0266 - Tina on the trail
0267 - Their house is a museum
0268 - Bypassed
0269 - Creative favoritism
0270 - The smart one
Lydia
0271 - Suuuper nice
0272 - Bored out
0273 - Henry's plight
0274 - Out and out
0275 - Worm's eye butt
0276 - When it rains
0277 - No grabby
0278 - Run Lydia, run
0279 - The lease we could do
0280 - Noisy neighbours
Carlotta
0281 - Albertus interruptus
0282 - Not a democracy
0283 - One hell of a snowball
0284 - Surely you chest
0285 - The chest adds fifty pounds
0286 - Roses are red
0287 - On the move
0288 - Tailing Tina
0289 - The writing on the wall
0290 - He didn't carry the bag
Tina Maria
0291 - Babette?
0292 - A good place to hide
0293 - Sniff sniff
0294 - Mi casa e su casa
0295 - That's some favor
0296 - Premeditation confirmed
0297 - Stay safe
0298 - Delphine in denial
0299 - One woman's junk
0300 - The gang's all here
Babette's predicament
0301 - Family ties
0302 - Switch flipped
0303 - Fleeting attention
0304 - Convincing Carlotta
0305 - Hot chick at three o'clock
0306 - She really would
0307 - A treat indeed
0308 - Wrong by God
0309 - Wait for it, wait for it
0310 - Pirate efficiency
0311 - It's getting late
0312 - Itsy bitsy
0313 - Too think to sleep
0314 - She counts
0315 - Three two one
0316 - Oof, indeed
0317 - With a little help from my friend
0318 - That went well
0319 - Chirp away
0320 - Enthusiasm needs coffee
About that invitation
0321 - Viney, yet satisfying
0322 - Wait, what
0323 - A drop too much
0324 - Empasse passe
0325 - Don't think about pink elephants
0326 - Who, indeed?
0327 - Swipe right
0328 - Not a bad man
0329 - Matters settled
0330 - Don't disrespect the pirate
Before the banquet
0331 - Role model
0332 - For the family
0333 - I don't need a second helping
0334 - Refill your life
0335 - Urgent affection required
0336 - Dress for success
0337 - Under a bridge
0338 - All dolled up
0339 - Faster than lightning
0340 - Running out of ideas
On the way
0341 - Always welcome except when not
0342 - Pirate girl
0343 - Tension level high
0344 - Late revelation
0345 - Not that problem
0346 - Enough
0347 - Not coming quietly
0348 - She jinxed it
0349 - Get the pitchforks
0350 - Never out of ideas
The banquet
0351 - Presto
0352 - Nothing at all
0353 - The necessity of etiquette
0354 - A tight grip
0355 - Shameless
0356 - A pirate's strife for me
0357 - Dumpty Humpty
0358 - The Oenologist
0359 - Stick the landing
0360 - Back in business
0361 - She tried
0362 - In a quiet corner
0363 - Sbonk
0364 - Plan B progress
0365 - Background noise
0366 - Plaudertasche
0367 - So much dust
0368 - Thief and let thief
0369 - Pointing to problems
0370 - A black belt in barfing
Uninvited guests
0371 - Dropping the bomb
0372 - Roll 20 for stealth
0373 - So close
0374 - Fade to black
0375 - Can we back up a moment?
0376 - Get well soon
0377 - Too casual
0378 - I'm a security guard, not a doctor
0379 - When treasure falls in your lap
0380 - Faster than the P in help
Exit through the gift mob
0381 - Not a good time for a fancy dress
0382 - Time for a vacation
0383 - Family
0384 - Et cetera
0385 - Plans for plans
0386 - Just like mama scolding
0387 - She'll get a statue
0388 - Now she's mad
0389 - Save the baby, save your life
0390 - Preoccupied
Upheaval
0391 - A loud twitch
0392 - Rrronf
0393 - The jig is up
0394 - One more thing, indeed
0395 - One down
0396 - Waiting for Colette
0397 - Trust issues
0398 - Killers
0399 - Ditched
0400 - Look and see her how she sparkles
Back on the backroad
0401 - Immediate action required
0402 - Nightmomare
0403 - Safety hazards
0404 - Carlotta's sus
0405 - My toe was twitching
0406 - The shush
0407 - Tension rising
0408 - Secrets
0409 - Busted
0410 - Oh, Tina
Relations
0411 - Boobette du Bois
0412 - Bring the mud
0413 - Unwanted assessment
0414 - Perseverance
0415 - That ship has sailed
0416 - Olive branch
0417 - Creativity is important
0418 - Working it out
0419 - Awkward silence
0420 - The day most diets start
Change of pace
0421 - Advertmoaning
0422 - Inspiration
0423 - A wild Babette appears
0424 - Splash
0425 - It's a VERY long list
0426 - Off she goes
0427 - Maybe in the puddle over there
0428 - Comtesse disaster
0429 - Tell it to the pirate
0430 - Pirate 4ever
Insanity with curves
0431 - Just the goods
0432 - Too much to carry
0433 - Bring the string
0434 - Let's do this again
0435 - Is there a trunk on this thing?
0436 - Viande chevaline
0437 - Duck and cover
0438 - Who's trapped with who?
0439 - No time for kisses
0440 - Forbidden knowledge
Food wars
0441 - Ogle while you can
0442 - Monkey do
0443 - And breathtaking
0444 - The dingleswooper
0445 - Cuisine exquise
0446 - Life before TV
0447 - No more prying pirates
0448 - But not tamed
0449 - Return of the stronzo
0450 - Teamwork
Back to the cove
0451 - De-escalation
0452 - Hunting season
0453 - Do not disturb
0454 - Charming
0455 - Best friends for now
0456 - Master seeks minion
0457 - Turnabout is fair play
0458 - Performance problems
0459 - Terrible priorities
0460 - Firesale
Passage needed
0461 - Going going gone
0462 - Just to be safe
0463 - A captain in need
0464 - Yes, five
0465 - A fond farewell
0466 - She missed it, alright
0467 - Matchmaker
0468 - No "puttana"
0469 - Lydia the musical feat. Tina
0470 - Seriously, where are they?
On the Corazon
0471 - The worth of a bed
0472 - High hopes
0473 - Excited
0474 - Hopeful
0475 - Cautiously optimistic
0476 - Downtrodden
0477 - When the mouse is away
0478 - Dancing spider
0479 - Sweet symphony
0480 - Getting flagged
Under attack
0481 - Skipping breakfast
0482 - Raid me pretty please
0483 - One hell of a bottle
0484 - She didn't know
0485 - Traumatized
0486 - Get set, go!
0487 - Canned goods
0488 - Jumping ship
0489 - A new challenger appears
0490 - Heartless
World's end
0491 - Opportunity knocks
0492 - Interfered interference
0493 - It's been a while
0494 - There and back again
0495 - Sever the ties
0496 - Thwack, indeed
0497 - My sails are set
0498 - She's asking for it
0499 - The locker beckons
0500 - Full circle
Shoreline
0501 - Rude awakening
0502 - Very much so
0503 - Looters
0504 - Circus career ahead
0505 - A conversation cut short
0506 - Now they done it
0507 - Once a damsel in distress
0508 - It's a kind of valid explanation
0509 - Curious mind: Engaged
0510 - Quick change of mind
The big rescue
0511 - The main cast(aways)
0512 - Roomie reunion
0513 - Some focus appreciated
0514 - A cork on a scorpion's stinger
0515 - Making everyone happy
0516 - Enjoy the little things
0517 - Before the going got good
0518 - Cue "Baywatch" theme
0519 - Save file: weird_map.jpg
0520 - The excited captain
Zombie at large
0521 - What happens on the battlefield
0522 - A little volunteer
0523 - Gotta love kids
0524 - More conviction, please
0525 - Chased her off
0526 - Hold that cross up
SSShorts
Short 01 - The courtesan and the candlemaker
Short 02 - I wasn't ready yet
Short 03 - Turn left at the rock to find the ...
Short 04 - Objection, your honor!
Short 05 - Send me the dressing squire
Short 06 - The measure hunt
Short 07 - Tell me more, darling
Short 08 - The odd one out
Short 09 - What he said
Short 10 - Until the cover's blown
Short 11 - Check mate
Short 12 - Enjoy the little details while you can
Short 13 - Double time
Short 14 - Man bites dog
Short 15 - Species misconception
Short 16 - One foot left
Short 17 - Can we add an umbrella?
Short 18 - It doesn't have to be a hook
Short 19 - Try to keep up
Short 20 - Friction between lovers
Short 21 - Vote for Jeff
Short 22 - Stuck in the middle
Short 23 - TINA uses fierce strike
Short 24 - Captain Honk Honkossa
Short 25 - 500 strip special
Short 26 - A medium, medium time ago in a tavern some, some miles away
Short 27 - I told you we should've turned left
Short 28 - Big wallet, small ...
Short 29 - The pink pearl
Short 30 - Creative enchanting
Short 31 - A cute acute triangle
Cherry the stripper clown invasion
Cherry the Stripper clown invasion
Cherry the Stripper clown re-invasion
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